It's Miller time! At least, that's what time it is when your drunk friend hands you a bottle and expects you to drink it. And because you're in the moment and because you don't want to look ungrateful, you take the beer, give your thanks, then take a drink. And then you could your blessings that it tastes mostly like water and that it's easy to gulp down. Until your friend sees that your bottle is empty and gives you another..the sad, sad, circle of life continues. So yes, as described, I'm still in the Emerald Club, and I get this handed to me. It's Miller time!
I had the beer in a bottle so I couldn't judge for aroma or appearance. The bottle looks nice, does that count? Granted, I didn't get the cool looking vortex ridges, so I feel like I've been had. I can deal.
And the taste? Almost tasteless. You can get a grainy, slightly metallic finish, that has an odd, lingering aftertaste. Since it's a light lager, it's much more mundane than your full flavored variety. To me, if you're going to pay for a MGD or a Miller Lite, and you're paying the same price, get the one with the higher ABV%, right? Light to medium carbonation, light bodied. Honestly, this barely qualifies as beer..I'd rather throw half a shot of vodka into some vitamin water and shake it up. Pass.
Grade: D-
Price Paid: Free (12 oz bottle...I get by with a little help from my friends..!)
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